You, are Timothy, the mightiest and most nobel of farm boys.
Like all great video games, a princess has gone missing. As a farm boy, you are, by far, the most qualified person in the entire kingdom to rescue her! Because cliche.
-Battle ferocious bosses, including zombie bigfoot, and fluffy the adorable bunny rabbit.
-Explore mythical lands (ok, thats a stretch, I'll admit)
-Navigate dungeons to find awesome treasure (alright, its just junk, but whatever)
-------How to Play-------
-Simply touch and drag to jump.
-Bounce into enemies to destroy them.
-Eat cake, its delicious.
-You should have a device that runs at 60 fps. 30 fps devices kinda don't work so great...
I have no idea what I'm doing, so if something breaks, let me know here